This is Jose.
As you can see, his smug demeanour practically begs to be given The Finger.
"What is The Finger?" you may ask.
Given that there are many guides to giving The Finger on the internet, many of them contradicting one another, let us now ascertain the One True Way of giving Jose the Finger, using a variety of lovely finger-models.
1. Thrust fist out with straight arm.
2. Extend the middle (third) finger up while curling the second and fourth fingers.
3. Screw you, Jose!
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ReplyDeleteThis post makes reminds me of the digit 3. In anatomy, the digit 3 is preceded by the digit 1 and digit 2. It is then followed by digit 4 and digit 5. The digit 3 is the tallest of all the digits and as the Hindu-Arabic numeral sequence suggests; it is found right in the middle. Being in the middle, the digit 3 towers equally above the digits to the left and the right of it and can stand on its own, it is therefore able to bear standing alone, proud, and tall without accompaniment from the others. It is in this sense that I say, stand alone digit 3, let no one tell you that you need others to stand with you to convey your true and proper meanin, let no one tell you that you need digit 2 and 4, or in this case even half of 2 and 4, to let them know what you truly mean to say. So therefore I say this to you, poster of this guide, let digit 3 stand alone in all its glory!
ReplyDeletePS: a BIG single digit 3 to you!!!!!
oh damn i forgot to remove "make" from the opening line" it kind of ruins it now... oh well
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